Monday, February 05, 2018

I'm not your guy...

Simple guidelines for any female ladies of the opposite sex who are interested in dating me.

In a word.... DON'T!

If you looking for a guy you can dress up and show off to your girlfriends crowing about what a hot stud you landed, I'm not your guy.

If you're looking for a guy who'll take you to the hip cool night spots, clubs, eateries, concerts, and sporting events so you can see and be seen, I'm not your guy.

If you're looking for a guy whom you can talk about the coolest new movies and TV shows, I'm not your guy.

If you're looking for a guy who dresses like a GQ model, drives a hot car, and looks like a million bucks in new money, I'm not your guy. 

If you're looking for a guy that'll help you unleash your inner social butterfly, I'm not your guy. 

However...if you're looking for a guy who'll treat you like a lady, be your close friend/confidant/drinking buddy/someone to shoot the shit with/a shoulder to cry on, a sounding board, a distinterested party to vent, unload, and bounce stuff off...I'm your guy.

If you're looking for a guy that'll answer your phone call at 3 am every night for a week because you need consoling when your puppy died, I'm your guy.

If you need a guy to help you find your keys outside your house in the pouring rain,  I'm your guy.

If you need a guy who’ll blow off his plans to come out to help you drown your sorrows and offer a listening non-judging ear after your supposedly hot date crashed and burned, I'm your guy.

If you don't care how your guy looks, dresses, how he gets around, how he gets down, whether he can hold a semi-intelligent conversation and is a master at self-deprecation... I'm your guy.

In short if you want a date, I'm not your guy.

But if you're looking for a friend...I'm your guy. #JustSayin

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