Sunday, September 15, 2019
But they won't give the MLS or even worse, the USL the time of day. Honestly, I don't really follow the MLS either. The closest MLS outfit to Pittsburgh is Columbus Crew. I maintain a slight disposition towards Everton in the Premier League. Only because of my attitude towards the underdog and my contrarian nature and most US soccer fans are quick to follow the big money clubs like Man United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal and Man City. Basically, the Yankees, Red Sox, Cubs, and Dodgers of the British game. Most of the big Prem League clubs are owned by Arab sheiks, Russian oligarchs and even a few American big money interests with a few billion burning a hole in their pockets and no place to spend it.
I more or less follow Everton because they aren't those clubs. While Everton is not owned by British money, they are not part of the Prem League Big Five. They usually hover around the middle of the Premier League table. They do well enough to avoid relegation, but they are no threat to hoist Prem League hardware anytime soon. I zig when others zag. Gotta be me. But even then, I follow Everton's progress in the table. But I have no idea who's in their lineup. That's about it. My feeling is why support a team located halfway around the world, who's stadium I'll never get to attend, and frankly doesn't need my money.
I'd rather support the local team. In Pittsburgh, that's the Riverhounds. For the benefit of the uninformed, the Riverhounds play in the USL Championship. The second division of the US soccer pyramid. One step below the MLS, but that step is basically difference between the bottom of the Grand Canyon and the top. Most of the USL players make a bit more than I do. They're pros, but they don't make the big bucks. They're looking to do a year or two with the USL and eventually try to get a spot on an MLS roster or failing that, get signed on a lower division Euro team.
Some of these guys were loaned to the Hounds from an MLS squad. Some had a cup of coffee on an MLS team. Some came from the local loop in their home country. Some from college. But naturally, they all have aspirations higher than their current station.
But frankly, I'd rather watch them than a Premier League side. They're accessible, I can walk to the stadium, the beer and food is inexpensive, they're a local product, and in the last couple years, the Hounds have been competitive in the USL. And, they deserve my support.
For what I'd pay in terms of tickets, food and bev, and merch for two Premier League games, I can get a season ticket for the Riverhounds in the best seats at Highmark. They deserve my support.
They put a pretty good product on the field for their level of competition, and frankly, I'd rather watch them than the Pirates. At least The Hounds ownership is committed to winning.
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
Tuesday, August 20, 2019
The worst vacation for Trump is to be at some remote place by himself with no Twitter, no cell/internet access, no access to Fox News, no smartphone, no way to promote himself, or seeing himself being promoted.
Trump is a showman. As far as he is concerned he's the warm up act, the headliner, he sells the tickets, as well as the popcorn, although he leaves the cleaning up to others. He is consumed with people talking about him and telling him about how great he is. He thrives on adoration and hatred. If he says something controversial and gets no reaction, it would drive him nuts. He doesn't care if you love him or hate him, as long as you're talking about him.
And I think that's one thing that drives liberals crazy. The more dumb things Trump says and does, the more pissed liberals get, which makes him say and do more stupid things. It's a vicious circle.
Same thing with conservatives. The more outrageous stuff Trump says, the more excited and passionate his base gets, which gives him the green light to say more outrageous stuff. Trump gets it from both sides and it works for him.
And the older he gets, the looser his grip on reality. At this rate, should he win re-election in 2020, (which is very possible given the Chinese fire drill that is the Democrats' current slate of contenders), by 2024, reality will slip thru Trump's hands like water.
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
I had a couple kids at elementary school call me "Professor" because they thought I was smart and I wore glasses. I went by Boo-Boo and Rerun in the service. Now, I call myself Uncle P. But not in the perverted creepy sort of uncle way, but more like the oddball uncle who says weird stuff off the top of his head and everybody just smiles, nod their heads while wishing that he'd go off into his own corner and leave the rest of them alone.
Why am I writing this again?
I guess I'm just the person who puts weird shit on Facebook to give his friends a break from the incessant drumbeat of negativity, politics, divisiveness, brokenness and and chaos on Facebook. I try to bring a smile to people's faces, lighten their hearts, give them grist for their mental mills, make them laugh. I write weird shit.
God, thru CCAC and Robert Morris, gave me a gift to take the letters that make up the alphabet soup in my mind, arrange them into readable words and put them out here so people can read them, and know that the world isn't just a constant barrage of ads, memes, political sewage, hot takes, a never ending parade macabre of death, crime, man's inhumanity to man, and soul killing nastiness. We need a break from this flood of fetid flotsam and jetsam that threatens to sweep us away into despair, depression and depravity. We need to laugh, dammit! To feel good. To love ourselves and our friends.
Why am I writing this again?
I write weird shit. I'm told I'm pretty good at it. Gotta figure out how to get paid to write weird shit. But like a great home cook who's friends rave about their cooking and hound them into opening a restaurant only for the place to close after a year because they find out that their friends were the only people who dug their food and the rest of the world thought it was crap. I can't assume everybody else likes it. And I can't commit to a weekly column, because I can't turn my creative process off and on like a light switch. It's spontaneous, it shows up when it feels like it. I can't write to a deadline or a page or word count, or a quota. It may be a paragraph or three pages. A hundred words or three thousand. Like this thing. My writing style is wordy. I write long rambling screeds like this.
Why am I writing this again?
Sunday, August 04, 2019
This ain't a Left vs Right situation. This is an American situation. Except for the corrupt, lawless, dictator run countries where law and order were shitcanned, this is America. The Land of The Free, And The Home of the Brave. Supposedly the greatest experiment in democracy in this planet's history.
A country not without its flaws, still the rebellious shit-talking angsty teenager compared to the older countries in the world who count their existence in centuries and millennia. We've only been tromping around here for some 240 odd years. A few grains of sand passing through time's hourglass.
But look at we've done in those 240 odd years. Both good and bad. We've made our mark on this planet, both good and bad. But despite all we've done, it seems that we're the only country that produces mass shootings by the buttload.
Is it guns? They play a partial part. Is it our propensity towards violence in our sports, video games and media choices, that also plays a part. Is it the regrettable way we treat mental health and those who suffer from it? I think that plays the biggest part.
I think if you add all three parts together, that produces the majority of our mass shootings. I have no idea how to fix all this, but we gotta figure this shit our some kinda way. The streets are already running red in the blood of the innocents.
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
One, I couldn't find a girl even remotely interested in going with me, much less being seen with me. Course it would have helped if I would have actually ASKED someone, but I was a social misfit in high school. I played soccer and hung out with the teletype machines that were in our computer lab. (Yes, I go back to Data General teletypes, acoustic modems and dialing into a mainframe at Brashear to write programs on paper tape. We thought we were the shit, back then.)
I dreaded rejection, and while I knew a couple of girls, they weren't in the cool club, which would have turned their noses up at me so high, they'd have scraped the ceiling.
Two, I couldn't afford to go. $35 for a prom ticket was a lot of money for a poor assed kid in 1980 and the monkey suit, the corsage and all the other accouterments would have broken the bank.
Besides, I would have been bored shitless. I am the classic exception to the rule that all black people can dance. No rhythm whatsoever. I would have just sat there watching a bunch of kids I didn't care that much about having fun with their various cliques (And the 'Dice was a VERY cliquey school back in the 70's!)
And I'd be just sitting there like a lost puppy. Pretty sure that any date I'd have had would have ditched me from the jump. Except for a few moments of NSFW fun, high school sucked by and large. And I went to a good high school.
But it's reputation didn't rub off on me. I maintain that everything I learned about life I got in elementary school and grades 8-12 were essentially a black hole. Park Place was awesome and still keep my classmates from the 309 close to my heart. But it all went to shit when Reizenstein opened, and it never got better at Allderdice. At least it was fun watching Mr. Fisher chasing class cutters and snatching hats off the heads of guys in school.
Friday, April 05, 2019
I need a vacation. And no, Dorene, not a working vacation out in God’s country knee deep in chicken poop and paw paws. I love you sweetie, but not that much. I need a real vacation.
A week or two or three or more just lazing my black ass somewhere and having people coddle and pamper me.
I’d love to go back to some of the liberty ports I hit in the Nav back in the day. Between two different deployments and various at-sea periods, I hit 16 different places. Some, like Monaco; Perth, Australia, and Hong Kong were very cool. Some like Diego Garcia, Casablanca, and Abidjan, Ivory Coast were meh, and Karachi, Pakistan scared the hell out of me. And the statute of limitations hasn’t run out on The shenanigans I got up to in Olongapo City Philippines. What happens in Olongapo, definitely stays in Olongapo!!
All those places had one thing in common though, I didn’t spend nearly enough time in any of them. Although in the case of Karachi, one day on the beach there was more than enough for me.
The phrase “Join the Navy and see the world” is apropos, but you only spend enough time in a liberty port to say you were there. You don’t spend enough time in the places you hit to really see or do anything. And I wasn’t the stereotypical squid who saw these places thru the bottom of a beer bottle.
There’s only so much you can do when your ship pulls into a port for three days, and you only get a day and a half to get around. I’d love to spend a week or two in Australia just checking out the Aussie life in Perth, Melbourne and Sydney. I’d love to trek up and down Japan, or Hong Kong or venture beyond the velvet ropes and play a few hands of baccarat at Monte Carlo, or have a real Singapore Sling at Raffles. I want to go back to Pearl Harbor and toss a Dixie Cup in the water at the Arizona Memorial to honor the fallen.
But unless a rich uncle that I didn’t know about died and left me a steamer trunk full of greenbacks, I can only go as far as McKeesporch. I need a vacation. Real bad...