Wednesday, February 13, 2019

This Blog Post Can Give You Cancer

     Studies are always coming out saying that this thing or that will give you cancer. These days, what DOESN'T give you cancer? 
     Breathing gives you cancer. Walking across the street and getting hit by a cement truck can give you cancer.
Eating a peanut butter and jelly sammich can give you cancer.  Hugging your four legged critter can give you cancer. Thinking about cancer can give you cancer. The mere mention of the word 'cancer' can give you cancer.  Watching the Kardashians can give you cancer!  Reading this blog post could give you cancer. We're all gonna die anyways. Most likely of cancer so, just live it up doing, eating or thinking about what you love because, inevitably, it'll give you cancer. #JustSayin

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