Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Let The Trannies Serve!

If you're trans, and you're fit, qualified, and are willing to put up with all the shit that goes with military service such as

1. having every aspect of your life planned out for you 24/7/365;

2. being told what to do, when to do it, what to wear while doing it; and what could happen to you if you don't do it; 

3. working weekends and holidays in brutally hard conditions with equipment specifically designed to cut, burn, and otherwise kill or maim you in all sorts of new and exciting ways;

4.  schlepping you and your family to a new duty station in some God-forsaken place every few years with all the hassles that go with moving (although I would never think about having a family, much less a girlfriend or spouse while I was in the service, but there are people dumb enough to do it);

5. to be confined to a cramped ship with 5,000 of your best friends for six to eight months doing the work mentioned in #3 above for 16-18 hours a day, seven days a week, with few breaks, and barely enough time in liberty ports in exotic locations around the world to say that you had been to said place, but not enough time in said ports to actually do anything;

6. to get the satisfaction that you're doing something that only one half of one percent of the population of the United States has the willingness, much less the man bits to do, in order for some schlub to give you a dead fish handshake and a half-hearted 'Thank you for your service.'

   If you're willing to do that, plus all the other stuff I didn't mention, not to mention, putting with all the crap that goes with being trans, put her there, pal. 
    I'd have been honored to serve alongside you. And I'm pretty sure I served with a tranny or two. I certainly served along enough gay dudes who did the grind as hard as I did.  I had to work with them, not hit the beach with them. 
    All I asked from the guys I worked with was be on time, sober, in uniform, and ready to grind. #JustSayin

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Glory Hallelujah!

     This is my response to those Trumpies that say that their boy has done more for black folks than any other President in history.

     Trump has actually done more for the black community since any president in history?
More than freeing the slaves?
More than signing the Civil Rights Act?
More than desegregating the military?  More than ending Jim Crow?
More than granting black folks the right to vote?
More than allowing us to sit at the lunch counter at Woolworth's so we could have a burger and a Coke with white folks?
     Those who believe that, did they actually ASK any black people whether that statement is true, or as usual, did they get that from Trump's Twitter account again or Fox News, Breitbart, or other right wing propaganda? 
     Trump, you say?
You mean the same guy who perpetuated the whole birther thing against Obama? The same guy who's old man discriminated against blacks in housing? The same guy who took out the full page ad in the NY Times who advocated for the death penalty for the Central Park 5, who were ultimately judged not guilty in the attack on the Central Park jogger?        
     That Trump? Oh please tell me more.  Enlighten me. Please tell me how dat nice Mista Trump done helped us poor darkies break our chains so we could be free! Glory Hallelujah! Praise Jesus and Mista Donald Trump!!